Idiocy in the Time of the Coronavirus

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5:00 AM - The alarm clock goes off at an ungodly hour. I hit it to turn it off. It only plays Beethoven’s Fifth louder. So I hit it again and again. Then I wash my hands. I get up, put on gloves, and wash my hands. Then I open the window, look out into the darkness, remember that I got up so early to go shopping. And groan.

I put on my ski mask.

“Let’s do this,” I tell my sleeping wife in a poor imitation of Edward G. Robinson doing Al Capone.

Then I wash my hands again.

Daniel Greenfield CanadaFreePress.Com http://canadafreepress.com/

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