Between Joe Biden’s slack-jawed incompetence, Justin Trudeau’s dictatorial tendencies, Vladimir Putin’s hard-on for a nuclear holocaust, and whatever the f*ck is going on on top of Boris Johnson’s head, I think we’re all starting to wonder if there’s even one vaguely competent head of state left in the world. Good news, folks, I found him. President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine is leading his people through what could well be the early days of World War III (God forbid), and when I say leading, I mean it. In the days of mounting tension leading up to Russia’s actual invasion of Ukraine, Zelensky traveled across the country to visit the boots on the ground and show his support for the country’s soldiers, as reported by BBC: The visit was part of the president’s own, two-pronged offensive: showing support for his country’s troops on the one hand, whilst warning allies in the West that trying to “appease” Moscow over Ukraine was dangerous. For two da...